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~Merry Christmasuu

Dec. 27th, 2010 | 06:26 pm

Tee hee~ 

Hope you guys had a good christmasssuu~ :L

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Awsomeness

Nov. 29th, 2010 | 06:01 pm

An epic word I should use rarely. But this is awsomeness. No wait. This is Awesome SAUCE!!
Ish So Cuutenessuuu~~ <3 *Har Har Har*

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Writer's Block: Speak and spell

Nov. 18th, 2010 | 08:40 pm

If you could cast one type of magic spell, which would you choose, and why?

 

Transformation. easy.

I could change into a cat, dog, what ever.
kill people, do drugs, fuck some one, and not get in trouble for it.
(this counts as becoming oxygen too.)

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If lies were cats you'd be a litter

Nov. 15th, 2010 | 05:29 am


Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride~

I'll fuck and kiss you both at the same time~

I'm going learn this song....and sing it forever...



Oh my god. I love this video...

 

God damn I'm such a big perv! XD
 

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Failure!!

Nov. 13th, 2010 | 07:01 pm

I don't know how to make an Egg Salad Sandwhich.

I've searched it online but its too hard!

... I am a fail, lol.


Um. Yeah I just came to report that - Bye! :D

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Writer's Block: You must remember this

Nov. 10th, 2010 | 05:45 pm

How do memories influence the decisions you make? Is it better to embrace memories, even the painful ones, or cast them off?

I'd prefer the painful ones never happened in the first place, but don't get me wrong;
Its better to learn from your mistakes;
as hypo-critic as that sounded, its the truth I unfortunately cannot follow.

Cast off the ones I hate, and simply use the happy ones of my choice for now.
Thats all I need ; Thats all I want.

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My Dad..and His Sexy Nipples...

Nov. 2nd, 2010 | 12:43 pm

 Ok, So my dad got the weird idea to put a band aid over his nipple.

He was gracious enough to pose for us.

 . . .

Haha. He makes no sense whatsoever.


. . .
enough said.

* face palm *

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I lovee~ white people food! <3

Nov. 2nd, 2010 | 04:01 am

You know that brand of  cup ramen with chicken, shrimp, beef, ect in the isle of walmart or kroger and almost every single gas station has?
I call that white people ramen.

AND I LOVE IT, ITS THE BEST COMFORT FOOD EVER. 

Frankly to put it straight fowardly - I think it tastes like a mix of ass, water and non-asian spices.
Which I think, Is why I like it so much. (wait a second...am I praising it or yelling at it?)


WHITE PEOPLE FOOD. I LOVE YOOUUU~~

 

Now if I can get this korean family to stop thinking that their food is always healthy...
I could eat this all the time.

ASIAN RULES  (in my family) :

KIMCHI = HEALTHY (even though its covered in chili paste and loads of sugar and salt...*rolls eyes*)
ANYTHING NON KOREAN = BAD FOR THE SOUL AND MAKES YOU FAT.

Anyways back on topic,
WHITE PEOPLE FOOD IS SOO YUMMY
I dont know what they put in their soups!!
(Asian soup is grossss..;_;)

Why was I not born white!?

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Our First Flea Adventures

Oct. 17th, 2010 | 11:40 pm

Here I was, Sitting and petting my dog, Hana. Then all of a sudden this disgusting black mole starts to move around her fur - But NO... Its not a mole or a dot.. ITS A DAMNED FLEA.

So I picked it out and then I squeezed it with both of my fingers
But whats this?
It didn't die!
So then I picked up a paper towel and squished it -
Still alive!
Again! I tried,
Still alive and well.
So my final idea was to drown it inside the papertowel and squish it - 
Finally, FINALLY the beast had died!

But think about it; All this trouble for one... ONE tiny bitsy little flea.

The second after I killed that bitch - this is what I did..
I got out my dish soap (apparently the second best thing to washing out fleas ((excluding the eggs and such))
and pretty much threw my dog into the hell that the bath tub is to be. Firstly I made lukewarm water and dumped water on Hana.
Then I smothered her in a generous amount of dish soap. From there I lathered her into a ocean of foam. Vigorously rubbing from
the inside of her fur to the out - I attacked every where I could. Then I washed her off in the running water and not the
water the fleas were swimming about and set her off into a small corner of the bathtub that she could barely
stand on. I drained the water fully and turned the water on again... FULLY, as far as it could go (with the drain ON).
It was a waterfall of death I tell you. I turned it HOT, no not just hot - HOT as in Sebastians pant's, yeah THAT hot.
But no this is no sexy matter. I splashed it over the tub, burning my hands mind you, and slipped and fell ((yeah...deep shit..))
All while holding my dog hostage in the prison of a corner. Though Yes, I was smirking at the sight of those black
evil things dying :). I turned the water on cold, placed my shivering dog into the bath tub and started plugging up the bath -
It was going to be lukewarm.. again.
This was repeated about 3 times until I was sure all of the adults were dead. Then I prompted to dry my dog and clean her cage -
With dish soap and hot water. (about 2 times)

No scratching was seen until the next day. Those damned fleas!
The next day we quickly went to pet smart and got some medication for our Hana. 50 to 60$ just for a pesticide? Don't you think
thats.... IDK odd? I mean yes, It IS pet safe and everything but... really? 3 tubes the size of a quarter... I heard lots of horror stories about
some types of flea medication. So of course as a caring pet owner ((*rolls eyes*)) I was scared. But instead of buying the expensive one
we got the thing I can't even bother to remember the name of ((something with a s)) Anyways, Scratching persisted until 2 days later and
shes still biting some areas. I can't help but think that the product didn't work. Thats what I get - I think.



you know what?...

FUCK THE WORLD. = n =)/

ALL I NEED IS PRISTINE, ALL OF MY BITCHES, AND MY PETS. (yeah pristine, your all of the above ὂῳὃ)/)

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Writer's Block: Canon: Advanced Security for your Network

Oct. 15th, 2010 | 09:50 pm

What's the biggest IT security worry for your business and how are you addressing it?

              Whats with all of the whining answers? Are you really that ignorant? Then again - This IS livejournal, a place for OPINIONS. But even then, STOP BITCHING! If all your going to write is a paragraph dedicated to the burning down of live journal's writers block and women with cats don't answer at all! How many comments are you going to get exactly out of all of the thousands of people here? Maybe 4 if your lucky,

Anyways, I don't know what IT is, I've never used it. I can just imagine someone going to scream at me saying : " Why are you preaching to us if you don't even know what it is?! " Don't lie to me - I'm pretty sure you don't hear I.T. every where you go. I'll go use a dictionary (if you still know what that is...)

~Off to precious research~

This made no sense at all, was I arguing with someone?
....

....I'm a lovely hypocrite~
....And a duuuuuuuuuuuuckk...~

...

PMS FTW!!

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